May 2013
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sircuddlebuns:
this ain’t a scene it’s a god damn
I DON’T GET IT OH MY GOD
*facepalm* XDDD
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*Wakes up in the middle of the night*
Me: Please don't be 6am
*1;48am*
Me: MERRY FUCKING CHRISTMAS TO ME!
*Shoves face back into pillow*
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yummytomatoes:
Bitches ain’t shit and they ain’t saying nothing A hundred mothafuckas can’t tell me nothing
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sekretlyserket:
theboywhofangirled:
SCREW SHAVING DRY THAT WAS THE BEST SHAVE I’VE EVER HAD I’M STOCKING UP ON FIVE THOUSAND CANS OF BARBASOL AND HAVING A CELEBRATORY BONFIRE WHAT COULD GO WRONG
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bishidirk:
“Aww that’s a pretty locket!”
“Who’s picture is inside? Your boyfri—”
“Oh.”
lol oh…
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analmermaidprincess:
analmermaidprincess:
What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake
The boys…
They have arrived….
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tvspecial:
brangail:
fakeyouout:
i finally know where i belong
Same. ~Brandy
thanks brandy
must…..move….thereeeeeeee…….
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lizthefangirl:
davegrohlsfacialhair:
i recommend the creme brulee
i recommend you go away
patrICK WAS SO SASSY I MISS U BBY
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looz-y:
boltong:
i hate it when people say no homo after complimenting someone
fuck that
im full homo
im going to lay you down on a bed of rose petals and whisper that compliment lasciviously to you
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A QUICK LESSON ON CROPS AND WHIPS FROM YOUR...
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
THIS IS A CROP
IT DOES NOT MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE
IT CAN LEAVE BRUISING BUT WILL NOT CUT YOUR SKIN
THIS IS A WHIP
IT DOES MAKE THE ‘WHH-CH’ WHIP NOISE
IT PROBABLY WON’T LEAVE BRUISING BUT CAN CUT YOUR SKIN
NOW GO FORTH AND WRITE ACCURATE PORN