waIT THE MACARENA IS ABOUT A GIRL CHEATING ON HER BOYFRIEND WITH TWO OF HIS FRIENDS AND THEN ASKING A BUNCH OF OTHER GUYS TO COME SLEEP WITH HER?????!?!?!?!?!?!?
My friends: wow what a perfect morning for a run
Me: wow what a perfect morning to go the fuck back to sleep
me during running: i can't breathe
me after running: wow i'm such a professional athlete i'm in wonderful shape