intothedarkoblivion:

I’m done.

yummytomatoes:

Bitches ain’t shit and they ain’t saying nothing
A hundred mothafuckas can’t tell me nothing

nihilisticc:

So my parents just found out about my fourteen year old brother smoking weed because they found this on his window ledge. So in the middle of a huge lecture my dad decides to open the Baggie and smell it to see how strong it is. He immediately starts crying with laughter. THIS NIGGA HAS BEEN BUYING AND SMOKING FUCKING OREGANO. FUCKIN ITALIAN HERBS. SON. I CAN’T. I CANNOT. I CAN’T DO THIS.

lovelylor:

I still die laughing everytime I see this scene 

iarejessicat:

Well Jack, I must say, you’re a CUT above the rest.

tsuthetiger:

pidgeot:

dampsandwich:

nobody fucked with me on the playground

nobody fucked with you in bed either

yu-gi-ow

doctor-assbutt-deduced-lucifer:

tordles:

thingsthatsuckass:

marcovicci:

ah yes. my gender is blue with pink leg

so this is killing me cause my mind immediately thought.

and this is why im not allowed to be part of actual serious discussions.

i DONT UNDERSTAND THIS AT ALL I KEEP IMAGINING