My mom told me to change my “slutty” shorts before we went to dinner. I said no. So my dad cut his jeans to fit in. We went to dinner and then mini golf like this.
my bf, everyone
I hate when akinator asks that one really specific question and you know he’s fucking got you
my dad just got me to put eyeliner on him and i don’t know what he’s up to
HE JUST CAME OUT OF HIS ROOM IN A JACK SPARROW COSTUME WHERE DID HE GET THAT
DAD WHAT THE HELL
AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE AN ANCIENT GREEK TRAGEDY PARTY ‘CUZ AN ANCIENT GREEK TRAGEDY PARTY DON’T STOP ‘TIL EVERYONE IS DEAD